{"title":"ADULTS Only products","description":"\u003cp\u003eHere you will find items that may not be for the easily offended. This includes, swear words, cannabis and adult themes. Fun items you would not see in the store! \u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"keyrings-adult-only-copy","title":"Adult  - Keyrings","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eDurable, stylish, and made to last — our \u003cb\u003elaser engraved wooden keyrings\u003c\/b\u003e feature crisp, long-lasting designs that won’t fade over time. Crafted from quality wood and perfectly sized for everyday use.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 5cm x 3cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003ePerfect for gifts, personal use, or adding a unique touch to your keys.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eCustom \u0026amp; Bulk Orders\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eLooking for something specific or ordering in bulk? Send us a message with your ideas and we’ll be in touch to bring your design to life!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePlease Note\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\"\u003eAs this is a natural wood product, \u003cb\u003egrain and colour may vary\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"I'm terrible at sit ups","offer_id":51418092831008,"sku":null,"price":8.5,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"I don't curse","offer_id":51418092863776,"sku":null,"price":8.5,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Don't be a prick","offer_id":51418092896544,"sku":null,"price":8.5,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Fuck this","offer_id":51418092929312,"sku":null,"price":8.5,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0972\/5857\/0016\/files\/IMG_5276-Photoroom_371b8e13-16d1-49b6-8da9-f45b0df7b204.jpg?v=1775202144"},{"product_id":"adult-can-coolers","title":"Adult Can Coolers","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Arial',sans-serif;\"\u003e- Fun \u0026amp; Unique Can Coolers – Keep Your Drink Chill in Style!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Arial',sans-serif;\"\u003e- Keeps Your Can Cool – Insulated neoprene helps maintain the perfect temperature.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Arial',sans-serif;\"\u003e- Double-Sided Prints – Vibrant, eye-catching designs on both sides! OR personalise one side with a name, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Arial',sans-serif;\"\u003e- Perfect Fit – Made to fit most 375ml cans securely.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Arial',sans-serif;\"\u003e- Fun \u0026amp; Unique Designs – A must-have for BBQs, parties, and everyday use!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Arial',sans-serif;\"\u003eMessage me if you want to order for a wedding or birthday. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePlease Note:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; line-height: normal;\"\u003e- Colours may vary slightly due to screen settings and photography.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; line-height: normal;\"\u003e- Minor variations may occur. If you have concerns, reach out—we’re here to help!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; line-height: normal;\"\u003e- Handcrafted with care – all sales are final.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; line-height: normal;\"\u003e-\u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003ePlease note for personalised made to order items and will take 3-5 business days for delivery.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"I do not spew profanities","offer_id":51418079068448,"sku":null,"price":10.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Don't be a twatwaffle","offer_id":51418079101216,"sku":null,"price":10.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dont be a basshole","offer_id":51418079133984,"sku":null,"price":10.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Don't be a cuntasaurus","offer_id":51418079166752,"sku":null,"price":10.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Don't be a prick","offer_id":51418079199520,"sku":null,"price":10.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Don't be a ducking cunt","offer_id":51418079232288,"sku":null,"price":10.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lets keep the dumbfuckery to a minimum","offer_id":51418079265056,"sku":null,"price":10.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Don't be a pecker head","offer_id":51418079297824,"sku":null,"price":10.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"The road to inner peace","offer_id":51418079330592,"sku":null,"price":10.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Don't b a turtle asshole","offer_id":51418079363360,"sku":null,"price":10.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0972\/5857\/0016\/files\/CanCooler1_5a15197a-e065-4ec7-9016-031ea9260647.png?v=1775205728"},{"product_id":"fridge-magnet-i-would-like-to-solve-the-puzzle","title":"Adult - Fridge Magnet","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eAdd a touch of personality to your fridge, workspace, or gift-giving with our beautifully crafted \u003cb\u003elaser engraved plywood magnets\u003c\/b\u003e. Each piece is carefully designed and engraved on high-quality \u003cb\u003e3mm natural plywood\u003c\/b\u003e, giving it a warm, rustic finish that stands out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eProduct Features\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin-top: 0cm;\" type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 36.0pt;\"\u003eMade from \u003cb\u003e3mm natural plywood\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 36.0pt;\"\u003ePrecision \u003cb\u003elaser engraved design\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 36.0pt;\"\u003eLightweight yet durable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 36.0pt;\"\u003eStrong magnet backing for secure hold\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 36.0pt;\"\u003eSmooth finish, ready to display\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin-top: 0cm;\" type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo2; tab-stops: list 36.0pt;\"\u003eSizes vary depending on design approximate range: \u003cb\u003e5cm – 10cm wide\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0cm 36.0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\"\u003eChoose from a range of styles:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin-top: 0cm;\" type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-list: l3 level1 lfo3; tab-stops: list 36.0pt;\"\u003eFunny \u0026amp; cheeky quotes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-list: l3 level1 lfo3; tab-stops: list 36.0pt;\"\u003eFamily \u0026amp; personalised names\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-list: l3 level1 lfo3; tab-stops: list 36.0pt;\"\u003eSeasonal \u0026amp; holiday designs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-list: l3 level1 lfo3; tab-stops: list 36.0pt;\"\u003eCustom logos or artwork\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0cm 36.0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eCustom Orders\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\"\u003eWant something unique?\u003cbr\u003eWe love creating custom pieces! 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If you have concerns, reach out—we’re here to help!\u003cbr\u003e- Handcrafted with care – all sales are final.\u003cbr\u003e-\u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003ePlease note for personalised made to order items and will take 3-5 business days for delivery.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Don't be a prick","offer_id":51418101350688,"sku":null,"price":10.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Don't be a twatwaffle","offer_id":51418101383456,"sku":null,"price":10.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Let's keep the dumbfuckey to a minimum","offer_id":51418101416224,"sku":null,"price":10.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0972\/5857\/0016\/files\/IMG_6211_7d5864c1-8e1a-49d7-ab62-bcb213f2c762.jpg?v=1775207071"},{"product_id":"adults-lipstick-holder-keyring","title":"Adults - Lipstick holder Keyring","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Arial',sans-serif;\"\u003e1 x Lipstick\/Lipbalm key ring holder in fun colours and themes. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Arial',sans-serif;\"\u003eNo Losing you lippie inside your bag anymore! Hang off your keys or bag. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Arial',sans-serif;\"\u003eThis is for the holder only - no lipstick\/lip balm will be sent. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Arial',sans-serif;\"\u003eMaterial – Neoprene\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Arial',sans-serif;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; line-height: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePlease Note:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; line-height: normal;\"\u003e- Colours may vary slightly due to screen settings and photography.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; line-height: normal;\"\u003e- Minor variations may occur. 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